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Football Tales

Tales of a Leeds fan

Away days, home days, the pubs either side and a bit of terrace talk - one collectable card at a time. Hover a card to turn it over, click to read the tale.

1 – 0LEETOTSEASON 26/27 MD10LEEDS UNITED V TOTTENHAMElland Road · 7 Nov 2026STAR MAN: NOAH OKAFOR
No. 4

On the pitch for barely two minutes, one finish across Kinský, three points. Noah Okafor ends the winless run at Elland Road.

Shots16 – 7
On target4 – 4
Possession39% – 61%
Bookings2 – 3
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2 – 0BOULEESEASON 26/27 MD9BOURNEMOUTH V LEEDS UNITEDVitality Stadium · 31 Oct 2026STAR MAN: TARIK MUHAREMOVIĆ
No. 3

A VAR heartbreak, a goalkeeping howler and a stoppage-time sting. Leeds leave Bournemouth empty-handed.

On target5 – 1
Bookings2 – 2
Goals2 – 0
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NORMAN HUNTER SOUTH STANDSAFE STANDINGTERRACE TALK 2HAS ANYONE SAT DOWN IN THERE?Elland Road · 28 Oct 2026VERDICT: I'M ALL FOR IT
No. 2 · Terrace Talk

Rail seating is coming to the South Stand. Which raises one question: when did anyone last sit down in there?

Upper tier, FA1 & FA67 Nov
Rest of the lower tier28 Nov
Still all-seaterYes
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0 – 0SUNLEESEASON 26/27 MD8SUNDERLAND V LEEDS UNITEDStadium of Light · 25 Oct 2026STAR MAN: JAMES TRAFFORD
No. 1

A goalless draw in Storm Boelo. Trafford was excellent - but this feels like two points left behind.

Possession50% – 50%
Shots15 – 11
On target4 – 4
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5Got, got, needSpace for card 5
6Got, got, needSpace for card 6
7Got, got, needSpace for card 7
8Got, got, needSpace for card 8

4 of 8 cards collected

Every tale so far

  1. No. 4Home daySuper Sub, Super Noah! Leeds United 1–0 Tottenham Hotspur
  2. No. 3Away dayHalloween Horror on the South Coast: Bournemouth 2–0 Leeds United
  3. No. 2Terrace talkSafe Standing in the South Stand – Has Anyone Actually Sat Down in There?
  4. No. 1Away daySunderland 0–0 Leeds United: A point earned, but two points left behind?